pictured: history majors
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vincent cassel appreciation life
i’m so bad at admin omg i don’t know how my actors haven’t skinned me yet
my producer is pretty terrible so i’ve had to do both her job and my directing one ugh
ugh i feel obliged to attend the stupid award ceremony the theatre society’s doing because i’ve been announced as someone who’s going to present the costume prize
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh it’s not like I need those £34 or anything
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A Deriva Movie ³
liss you’re picture going to be dreadfully boring i’m sorry
i’m not a very good art
liar im going to lOVE IT b/c your art is v. GOOD
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don’t hate your body because it’s too fat or too thin hate it because it’s a prison of flesh and its existence is meaningless
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Top 3 reasons why this is the best billboard you have ever seen in your entire life:
- SUCCESS
- Their phone number is the same digit repeated 7 times.
- Man on the right=PERSONAL INJURY LAWYER WITH AN EYE PATCH
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goodbye followers
XD
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The american past-time: eating a hot dog that is clearly too large when you think no one is looking. Eisenhower knows whats up
HAHAHA
Hungry Presidents. The greatest blog in existence.
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Anon plz, I’ve already heard it all.
THANK YOU.
No, really- thank you.Its true. I’m sorry, but after maternity leave if you stay home- no, you’re not going to be paid. So women tend to make less just with that simple fact.
Stop blaming men, think for a second, and if you still really need something to blame, try kicking yourself in the ovaries and blame them.
Yes yes and more yes. Also, you can’t pick and choose which forms of equality you want and still be treated like a pretty princess. No. Stop it.
that’s cool. you’re a cool guy. your blog that is literally all avengers .gifs made me suspect that you are really cool and understand things well, but now i’m v. certain.
a lot of people don’t realize that men are given more dangerous and profitable jobs, not because of “blind sexism” but due to their cool big dicks, which allow them to better impregnate hard jobs and get paid accordingly. men are simply better at these jobs, because of their cocks, which explains why they get the jobs, as opposed to women, who couldn’t handle these jobs because they would be made instantly pregnant (by the jobs).
also there is always the risk they might each slay a dozen trained armsmen when their moonsblood wrath comes upon them.
and wow do i ever hate those pretty princesses (defined, as is only EVOLUTIONARILY natural, by their fragility, perceived social rank, and attractiveness) who choose a form of equality (actual) over a different form of equality (????), the one i and my cool floppy penis have picked for them to have.
good for you for sticking up for such a hashtag unpopular opinion, i only wish i had your courage- hark! the femiwolves are baying! flee, brave manwarrior, although i fear they have surrounded your house with their female cunning.
im going to marry lordsteve
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